Simile Time

After African-American contestant Lawrence Beaman sang a slow, heartfelt "You Are So Beautiful" on America's Got Talent last night, fawning judge Piers Morgan declared that he could be the next who?

(a) Joe Cocker
(b) Danny Gokey
(c) John Mayer
(d) Barry White



Answer: (d) Barry White. Take off your brassiere, my dear.