Mayor Bloomberg loves the New York Philharmonic, he loves open-air concerts, and he loves the occasional glass of wine. Sometimes he wonders aloud why he can't enjoy all three at once. On Friday, he expressed this sentiment once again:

"I never understood why we don't let you drink in the park," Bloomberg said. "I mean, you go to watch the Philharmonic, you can't have a bottle of wine."

Is that ridiculous? I totally agree, and I hope the mayor does something about it. I mean, it'd be so easy to write up a law:

It is hereby legal for people who own homes to drink alcohol in public places where non-rap music is playing.