World Wrestling Entertainment chairman Vince McMahon televised his birthday party Monday, with entertainers including the Cirque du Soleil. As the performers bounced into the wrestling ring on springboard-type stilts, McMahon declared, "Those masks are really gay."

He had a piece of cake and opened a couple of presents, then went back to his office and watched two bodybuilders with shaved armpits cover themselves with baby oil and wrestle around in speedos.