Thursday, August 13, 2009

Thursday News Round-Up

A New York judge has recently decided that you cannot sue someone who says you had gay sex.

In a decision involving Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's longtime boyfriend and lawyer, U.S. District Judge Denny Chin declared that although there is still prejudice against gays and lesbians, homosexuality is no longer viewed as contemptible or disgraceful, so a book's claim that Mr. Stern had oral sex with Ms. Smith's baby-daddy Larry Birkhead aren't grounds for a lawsuit.


When told of the decision, Tom Cruise said, "What? Oh, holy shit!"





Marty Beckerman recently spent a day with sperm all over his face.

The curious journalist visited upscale Townhouse Spa in New York City for their $250 Norwegian "Spermine" beauty treatment, and after admitting that the process is unsettling, reluctantly agreed that it works.


And all this just to explain to his girlfriend how he got a stain on his shirt.

(Via Queerty)



A tortoise is to become a father at 110. Billy and his partner Tammy, 47, have seven eggs due to hatch in eight to twelve weeks.

Their owner found the eggs buried in six inches of soil in his garden last week after spotting Tammy crawling around in a flower bed.


Tammy was quoted as saying, "Yeah, he the father. Uh-huh. He the father."

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