Her husband thinks she's qualified for the job.
Why Nicole Richie would make a better vice president than Sarah Palin:
Her mother-in-law might actually vote for her.
Why Britney Spears would make a better vice president than Sarah Palin:
None of her daughters are unmarried moms.
Why Lindsay Lohan would make a better vice president than Sarah Palin:
She's never worn a t-shirt that read "I may be broke, but I'm not flat busted."
Why Carmen Electra would make a better vice president than Sarah Palin:
As a beauty pageant contestant, she didn't peak at Miss Whale Blubber 1996.
Why Jerry Springer would make a better vice president than Sarah Palin:
When he ran for mayor, he got more than 909 votes.
Why Dick Cheney would make a better vice president than Sarah Palin:
Some of the things he shoots survive.
Why Pamela Anderson would make a better vice president than Sarah Palin:
She can hold an awkward position for longer than half an hour.
2 comments:
Hey, no fair, you can't mention her pregnant daughter, FAMILY is UNTOUCHABLE unless of course it's a Democrat's family, in which case a son's one-nighter 30 years ago is worth weeks of tabloid press and passionate oratory on the Senate floor about Family Values.
After all, if we were to consider stupidity, hypocrisy and bad parenting grounds for impeachment, who'd be left?
Did you come up with that yourself? Because if you did, hat's off.
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