The American people took their time, weighed the evidence, slowly and thoughtfully examined both sides of every issue and finally made up their minds.

A woman who's spent more time skinning moose than reading newspapers, who has been certified witchcraft-free by her church, who doesn't believe in evolution, who believes the world was created 6,000 years ago, in six days, complete with Adam and Eve and a talking snake, who believes dinosaurs lived side-by-side with cavemen, who believes she will meet Jesus in her lifetime, is scarier than a black man.

Stay tuned to 2032 when we learn how crazy somebody has to be to balance out a Jew.