Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Today in the New York Times

A snoball is to a snow cone as Warren Beatty is to Shirley MacLaine: closely related, but prettier, smoother and infinitely cooler.

God, I hate metaphors. Have I got this right? The snow cone is the one who believes in reincarnation, and the snoball tapped every hot vagina in Hollywood?

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