I'm a little sad. I just read about Jonah Falcon, the guy with the biggest penis in the world. You'd think it'd make him happy, right? Nope. He wants to be a legitimate actor, but he's been stereotyped as a guy with a giant dick so the only offers he gets are porn. Recently he had to move back in with his mom.

The saddest part? Thirteen-and-a-half inches and even he trims his pubes so it'll look bigger.