Before 24-year-old Gavin Stanger surrendered to authorities in Washington state on a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge, he made sure he was ready to serve his three-day sentence. He discontinued his newspaper delivery, left food out for his dog, and crammed a whole bunch of stuff up his ass.

Unfortunately, ninety minutes after Mr. Stanger was locked up, a guard found the duct-taped plastic bag floating in his toilet containing a small quantity of suspected marijuana, a pipe, a lighter, rolling papers, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.

Mr. Stanger now has a court date for six additional charges, but that's not even the worst part. The needles poked through the bag, and now he's got three tribal designs and the Japanese character meaning "true love" tattooed inside his ass.