I've been checking my stats on Sitemeter, and it's disconcerting. Literally every other visitor came here by Googling "underage gymnast" or "sex doll" or "porn stills."

I'm sitting here shaking my head. Is that why I work so hard on this website? For that? I try to put my head in the sand, but it's impossible. Finally I've got to face the truth and ask myself the hard question:

Does nobody care about Jamie Foxx's dick any more?