I just got a copy of the Congressional record this morning, and I have to say Senator Carl Levin really raked Goldman Sachs over the coals. The man really has a way with words. In fact, it’s almost like it could be a song.

Oh you shitty shitty bankers,
Shitty shitty bankers, we hate you.
And the shitty shitty banking,
Shitty shitty banking that you do.

Lose, Win, Got your fingers in
Make a wad from our defeat.
Bank bank shitty shitty bankers
Now grandma’s on the street.
Bank bank shitty shitty bankers
Now grandma’s on the street.

She refinanced her estate
You bumped up the interest rate
The cops had to drag her away.
You lied right to her face
Then foreclosed on the place.
Her home is now your bidet.

Oh you shitty shitty bankers,
Shitty shitty bankers, we hate you.
And the shitty shitty banking,
Shitty shitty banking that you do.

Lose, Win, Got your fingers in
Not all thieves are armed with guns.
Bank bank shitty shitty bankers
Make lawyers look like nuns.
Bank bank shitty shitty bankers
Make lawyers look like nuns.