A female employee of the Marc Jacobs store on Mercer Street in SoHo received a package from California that contained cocaine -- but she called the cops because she thought it was anthrax. The FBI was called to the scene, and after investigating the package, concluded it was a local matter and turned the case over to the NYPD. After running a test, cops determined the substance was cocaine, and took the employee in for questioning. "It appears to have been a huge mix-up," says our source.

Uh, news flash to Ms. Clueless Shop Assistant. Terrorists usually don't send you four ounces of anthrax. See, it's ridiculously difficult to make, and two grains would kill somebody. They're not going to think, "Well, she'll probably want to do a couple lines tonight, and maybe a little more tomorrow." They don't send you extra just in case you want to share it with friends.

And, you know, she's in fashion and she couldn't recognize cocaine? What, is her résumé blank?