Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Two employees of a private security firm have been fired after putting an ankle bracelet on an offender's prosthetic leg.

The scandal came to light after the man was stopped for a minor traffic infraction. Whenever the man wanted to skip out on his court-imposed curfew, he simply removed his plastic limb.

"That is sooo brilliant," declared Lindsay Lohan. "Next time I get arrested, I'm gonna have the bracelet put around my boobs."

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