Something strange has been nagging at me ever since high school history class. It's the names. It's not a German thing: it's totally confined to the Nazis. The names of all the prominent Nazis have a certain odd similarity.

DOCTOR: "Are you still having problems with your himmler?"

PATIENT: "Actually, doctor, it's better. Last night I stuck it with a speer, and it let out a hess."

DOCTOR: "And how has it been since the goering?"

PATIENT (after a pause): "Well, to be honest, it still goebbels."