Monday, August 29, 2011

I had friends over for a hurricane party last night.

One of them said, "Hey, why's your bathtub full of water?"

"It's for the toilet," I said. "Who knows if the water is going to be shut off?"

"Oh," he said, like that settled it.

And then two hours later, when everybody went home, I saw a turd floating in it.

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