Locals in the beach community of Montecito, California are gearing up for Saturday's star-studded wedding of Kim Kardashian to Kris Humphries. In letters distributed around the area, the couple's event planner reportedly asked nearby residents to cover their address numbers to help protect the couple's privacy.

"I hate the way the paparazzi relentlessly pursues that poor girl, so to ensure she has a memorable wedding I and all of my neighbors spent most of this morning taping over our house numbers," said absolutely no one.

Actually, I kind of wish it was the opposite. Think of how great it would be to drive through Montecito on Saturday and see signs reading "I AM 2845 SYCAMORE CANYON ROAD!" in front of every house.