Though this event is sponsored by the Concerned Atheists of America, everyone is welcome, regardless of religious beliefs, because we truly love everyone, and otherwise we couldn't be tax-exempt.
Get there early for our morning program. At 11, Dr. Martin Margolis will offer a thoughtful seminar entitled, "Do Catholics Actually Have Shit for Brains?" Then, noted psychologist Carol Gardiner will give us ten tips on how to dodge those annoying Methodists. (Tip #6: look for vinyl shoes!)
Bring the family! They'll enjoy hearing how sitcom star Scott Baio found peace after a psychologist confirmed that his devout Presbyterian parents were actually borderline retarded.
Bring the kids! They'll love recording sensation Christy McWhirter's catchy new single, "I Just Wish God Existed So Mormons Could Burn In Hell."
Later, acclaimed poet Marva Whitley will read her work, "the only time your gonna hear me scream jesus, pastor, is if your dick is poundin my ass."
Remember, this event is open to everyone, regardless of belief. All are welcome! And make sure not to miss Kelly Wanger's closing musings, "Chasing Baptists With Sticks and Fire: Too Much, Or Not Enough?"
See you there!
Verizon Coliseum
State Route 24 Exit 7H
Secaucus, New Jersey
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