Sigh; I guess it's nostalgia day here on WCS. How I long for the good old days when you could invite a work buddy home and end up grappling in translucent underwear. I even jotted down a little seduction script, thinking my powers of persuasion could swerve somebody into innocent fun. I start off with "Hey, how ya doin'?", casually say "I'm an active kind of man's man," before throwing in the closer "Whaddaya say we strip down to our skivvies and wrestle?"

Hope springs eternal, but I haven't gotten a bite. Before I get four lines into my script, the guys leap up suddenly and hit the road, without even touching their sherry.