Alaska is a mess. They hate Obama. They harp about smaller government. Their idea of a great politician is Sarah Palin.

Yet they get more federal aid per capita than any other state. For every $1 they pay in taxes, they get back $5.76. Federal money supports a third of all Alaskan jobs.

Assholes. Constantly whining about the system that pays their bills. Alaska is the Elizabeth Hasselbeck of states.