World Cup oracle Paul the Octopus is poised for a new career -- as an Elvis Presley impersonator.
The psychic sea creature became a global star after 'predicting' the correct outcome of all Germany's matches in South Africa.
"One of the most exciting things is that he has a record deal in place for an album called Paul The Octopus Sings Elvis," said his agent, Chris Davies.
Oh, puh-leeze. There's no way you can compare an octopus to Elvis. The sad lump couldn't even sit on a toilet, let alone predict the World Cup.
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