Friday, August 20, 2010

Right now in America there are over 2 million couples secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages. Are you one of them?

If you're even slightly suspicious, ChristWire.org ("Conservative Values for an Unsaved World"), gives you some questions to ask yourself.

Are you having intimacy issues?
When you're out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men?
Does it ever seem as if he's just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men?
Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers?
Is he picky about brand name shampoos?
Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?
Does he return from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex?
Does he look at his buttocks in the mirror?
Does he wear skinny jeans, or small-sized t-shirts?
Does he perk up at the sight of the men in porn videos?
Does he surround himself with younger men?
Do they touch each other or embrace in long hugs?
Do they exchange expensive, personal gifts like scarves or cologne?
Is he sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends?
Does he like romantic and feminine TV shows more than science fiction?
Does he like gossip websites, Glee, or The Golden Girls?
Does he wear a speedo at the beach?
Does he get visibly upset when someone doesn't return a compliment about his physical appearance?
Does he disappear for long hours and then turn up with a strange odor about him, some
strange mix of cigarettes and gel?
Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit San Francisco without his wife?

2 comments:

Yet Another Steve said...

ChristWire.org asks if he spends too much time looking at the men while watching porn videos??? Looks as though the crack[pot]s are widening.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to thank ChristWire for this informative article. Now I won't hesitate a second before telling my hubby to move his gay eyes back to them titties.

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