Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Reuters Doesn't Want You To Forget That Tiger Woods's Wife Is Smokin' Hot

November 28:
[Woods] "was on the ground, semi-unconscious and had lacerations to the upper and lower lips," [Police Chief Daniel] Saylor said, adding that Woods' Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash a window of his SUV to get him out.

November 29:
Woods' Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash a window of his SUV to get him out, [Police Chief Daniel] Saylor said.

November 30:
On Sunday, [Woods] took responsibility for the accident and praised his Swedish wife Elin for acting courageously to help him get out of his SUV.

December 1:
Amid a swirl of speculation over the details of the incident, media reports have suggested Woods had argued with his Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren, that night.

December 2:
Woods said his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren "has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possible expect".




(Meanwhile, what is with this "Swedish wife" crap? Like with a name like Elin Nordegren we're going to think she's Italian? No, it's a total double-standard. Or so says my friend, African-American Tyrone "Boogie" Jackson.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dear Author worldclassstupid.blogspot.com !
Between us speaking, in my opinion, it is obvious. You did not try to look in google.com?

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