Coke has some quirky little online tool where you upload a photo of yourself and they'll search Facebook for your twin. I've always wanted to meet other dudes who look like me, so naturally I jumped at the chance.
Five minutes later I'm thinking, dudes, this is the stupidest idea since Cheetos. The odds are probably fifty-fifty they're going to match you up with somebody who's not as attractive as you, and then you're just going to be pissed.
Naturally I got the bottom of the barrel. I got a totally NSFW picture of some douchebag along with the words, "Hey, look! This guy looks exactly like you!"
I mean, sure, I didn't take it completely seriously, but they didn't need to insult me.
Hollywood Part Five
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This is a repost from 2022. I got a TV, so watching the Super Bowl was easy
… except when the niners scored a touchdown, and I said “go motherfucker”
witho...
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