An Ohio teacher burned the image of a cross onto unwitting students' arms with a high-frequency generator while preaching about Christ during his eighth-grade science class.

John Freshwater denied the charges, and when shown completed questionnaires he'd given his students quizzing them on their religious beliefs, he said they must have found them in his office.

Well, that's kids, huh? I can just picture them rifling through his stuff: "Oh, man! We hit the gold mine! BLANK QUESTIONNAIRES!"