The San Francisco Chronicle recently printed a photo essay of the city's annual Folsom Street Fair, and needless to say the right wing jumped on it. Here are some of the more colorful comments from the Free Republic website:

Morgana declares, "folsom street . . . puts the 'filthy disease' in 'ridden queers' . . . . "

VIctoria Delsoul says, "Gosh, if I ever visit [San Francisco], I will make sure to wear some high quality butt armor, with a lock and key."

Freedom_Is_Not_Free says, "I consider these pictures prime advertising for the coming 8.0 earthquake. Good Riddance, West Sodom! Good riddance!"

RetSignman says, "What a sad display of sick human sexual deviancy. These people wallow in the sludge of sexual abhorrence and sickness of the mind. . . . They are to be pitied for their sad delusions that they have been elevated in status by parading their odious desires."

353FMG says, "These pics would make the inhabitants of Sodom and Ghomorrah [sic] blush in embarrassment."

To these folks I pose a challenge. Here in Brooklyn, New York, there's a West Indian parade held every Labor Day. Below are a few representative photos from this year's festivities.









Your challenge? Describe these photos for me. Remember, these people are barely dressed, and -- gosh! -- it sure looks like they're simulating sex in a public place. Feel free to reuse words like "attention whores" and "freaks," and don't forget to generalize with words like "heterosexual" and "black."

C'mon, Morgana, Victoria Delsoul, Freedom_Is_Not_Free, RetSignman, 353FMG. I breathlessly await your wise words.

(Via Joe.My.God)