Day Thirteen

Okay, I'm kidding. But something has obviously gone horribly wrong here. I mean, look at our young Mick Jagger Apple Doll:


And look at the real Day Thirteen MJAD:


See, this is what an apple doll is supposed to look like:


Now, I'll admit I'm no Martha Stewart. I haven't put lipstick or rouge on MJAD, and haven't made it a jaunty little cap or clothes. Still, there's no reason for it to look like the thing that stalked Karen Black in Trilogy of Terror. I mean, it started off looking like a young Mick Jagger.


It should have slowly matured into an old Mick Jagger:


What? Oh. Okay.

Never mind.

I don't know how time is going to treat MJAD, but something tells me one day soon we might get to see him sing.