Monday, September 21, 2009

How to Keep Your Kids Away From Porn: Tell Them "Playboy" is Gay

Michael Schwartz, chief of staff for Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK), speaking at this weekend’s Voter Values Summit in Washington, D.C. :

"And one of the things that he said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark. He said, 'all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants.'"
Actually, the last thing he wants is a guy who thinks Playboy is gay staring at him while he's reading it.

". . . But all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. And that in fact is what it does. I know couples now who are struggling with the husband’s addiction to pornography. It’s a terrible thing, and that is what happened to him. You know, if it doesn’t turn you homosexual, it at least renders you less capable of loving your wife."
But mostly all pornography is gay pornography because if there's a dude and a chick, we're all looking at the dude, right?


(Via Joe.My.God)

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