So, there's these two English guys named Ant and Dec who are both friends and rivals. Ant gets married, and . . . yes, there's actually a two-page newspaper spread on whether Dec feels like he's being left behind.

Here's the headline in Britain's Daily Express:


Shortly after the paper went to press, though, an editor decided too many headlines had the word "finally" in them. He ordered the wording changed to this:


As I say, though, the story spanned two pages, and some newspapers went out before the change was made to both sides.


My guess? Probably, but if they're enlisting judges I'm free all this week.