Monday, September 28, 2009

Last week President Obama appeared on fourteen television shows. One place he refused, though, was Fox News, which he has described as biased.

Fox's Chris Wallace immediately cried foul: The Obama administration is "[t]he biggest bunch of crybabies I have dealt with in my 30 years in Washington," he declared. It's “a badge of honor” that Fox News Sunday is “the only place you won't see Barack Obama on Sunday."


Another badge of honor? You don't have to work at a Honolulu Baskin-Robbins as a teenager because your dad can get you a job with Cronkite.





In what is being called a compromise between church and state, religious institutions in Australia will be allowed to discriminate against people based on their religion, marital status, and sexual orientation.

Churches, schools, social service organizations and hospitals will not have to help, hire or treat homosexuals or single parents, as that "would have undermined the very core of these bodies by preventing them from upholding their beliefs," Australian Christian Lobby director Rob Ward said.


Luckily it's okay to take tax money from these people, according to the New Testament's Gospel According to an Asshole.





Chicago's taxi drivers want to charge people $50 for hurling chunks in their cars.

“If somebody throws up in the back of a cab, it’s no laughing matter to that cabdriver, who now has to take a couple of hours to detail the cab," cabbie George Lutfallah said.


And it can take months to return to that delicate equilibrium between old farts and B. O.





A Chinese woman has gotten married in a wedding dress made entirely of paper.

Sha Sha's dress was made for her by her best friend, a wedding dress designer, and it took almost three months to fabricate. "I felt very grand, and beautiful," Sha Sha said. "It's super comfortable to wear."

Her groom, Mr. Li, agreed she looked beautiful. "We are very happy with the dress," he said, "but I daren't touch her in case I tear it."


For the honeymoon he bought a hole punch.

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