Religious idiots always complain that gay marriage is a threat to traditional marriage. Well, you know what the real threat to traditional marriage is? DIVORCE. So the brilliant dude behind Rescue Marriage is starting a move to outlaw divorce, setting up tables in front of Wal-Mart to get those regular folks who are evidently sooo worried about traditional marriage to commit their beliefs to paper.

Sure, some heteros might complain that it infringes on their rights, but fuck'em -- it's what God wants.