Burly construction workers scurried for cover when a naked blonde rushed at them on a Vienna construction site shouting: "Who wants me?"
The hard-hat hunks went flying when the woman turned the tables on them. "We like to chat up girls as they walk past: it's a tradition," said one builder. "But this woman was too much to handle and we just ran and hid until the police got here."
Police spokesman Mario Hejl said: "It turned out no one wanted her. The woman was detained and was put under a doctor's care."
And the world's natural order was restored at last.
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WTF are Millionions?
What do I want with one thousandth of an onion, or even several millionions? I want at least a few centionions, and that's if it's going into a salad.
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