Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Burly construction workers scurried for cover when a naked blonde rushed at them on a Vienna construction site shouting: "Who wants me?"

The hard-hat hunks went flying when the woman turned the tables on them. "We like to chat up girls as they walk past: it's a tradition," said one builder. "But this woman was too much to handle and we just ran and hid until the police got here."

Police spokesman Mario Hejl said: "It turned out no one wanted her. The woman was detained and was put under a doctor's care."


And the world's natural order was restored at last.

2 comments:

theotherbilly said...

WTF are Millionions?

Anonymous said...

What do I want with one thousandth of an onion, or even several millionions? I want at least a few centionions, and that's if it's going into a salad.

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