We've all heard about it: Southwest Airlines seems to have trouble keeping the tops on their planes. In fact, it's more likely you'll freefall from 30,000 feet than find tasty food at Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport. The good news is, it's not such a bad way to go. Due to the extreme cold at such a high altitude, your blood will immediately start to coagulate, and it won't provide the nourishment your brain needs. You will literally get stupider with every inch you fall. We've consulted Dr. Waylon Dowd, a world-renowned scholar, and had him write up typical thoughts that might fly through your nutrient-starved mind as you plummet to earth.
Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas Part Two
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This is a repost from 2019, before the world went into a spiral. … Half
Asleep in Frog Pajamas finished it’s performance in front of my glasses.
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