Monday, April 25, 2011

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

Everyone knows the Magic Bullet Blender, a brand new concept in labor-saving devices. Unlike bulky blenders and unwieldy food processors, the Magic Bullet is so versatile and easy to use that you'll put it to work EVERY single day. Best of all, it saves you time because it does almost any job in the kitchen in 10 seconds or less!

The Magic Bullet has been so successful, customers have been asking us to make a smaller version. "I have a new baby at home," one concerned mom wrote, "and he just won't stop crying. Can't you make a little bullet just for him?"

Mom, consider your wish granted. Now we're proud to offer bullets in two sizes: adult-sized, and small. There's nothing like the original Bullet when you want to obliterate a cantaloupe, but when all you want to do is liquify a little mango, keep the Baby Bullet in mind. It may be half the size of the original Bullet, but don't let that fool you: it still packs one heck of a kick.

Is your tyke fussy? Colicky? Won't stop crying? With the Baby Bullet, you'll have two cups of guacamole in the blink of an eye. We'll bet your house has never been so quiet. And because the Baby Bullet is designed with toddlers in mind, clean up is a snap.

What's more, if you act now, we'll throw in another bullet free of charge. That's right: you'll get two Baby Bullets for the price of one. So call or click today and take care of that finicky sibling too.

The Baby Bullet: a surefire solution to a housewife's problems. With Baby Bullet, you just can't miss!

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