Vicente Thrower, 31, was arrested March 31 in Pompano Beach after he allegedly approached two [Broward County] deputies posing as prostitutes in the 1400 block of Northwest 31st Avenue, according to a police report.

Thrower had proposed an oral sex competition and offered the undercovers $50, police said.

An oral sex competition? How does that work? Whoever wins gets to stop blowing him?