Toll-free numbers are one of the greatest inventions of the twentieth century. Our forefathers had to struggle through the weighty, ponderous Yellow Pages to find household services, but we can just dial 1-800 followed by some key word or phrase and instantly find a related company. In fact, we bet any five-year-old can match the recorded message with the helpful hotline.

1. Up for some exciting talk? Call 1 (800) 515-2500. That's 1 (800) 515-2500


2. Hey callers, connect with exciting local people. Call 1 (800) 232-5500. That's 1 (800) 232-5500.


3. Hey there, sexy guy. Welcome to an exciting new way to go live one-on-one with hot, horny girls waiting right now to talk to you. Lie back, baby. Relax, and get ready to meet real local students, housewives, and working girls from all over the country. Hundreds of hot girls call free all day and night, 'cause we love nasty talk as much as you do.


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5. Hi sexy! Welcome to the hottest way to connect with the most accommodating women ever. Get ready to get off with the horniest sluts around who'll bend over backwards for you, baby! Oh yeah, you're gonna love this.

1. (800) BEATLES


2. (800) WHIRLPOOL


3. (800) CADILLAC


4. (800) HOOKERS


5. (800) WORSHIP

ANSWERS:
1b, 2a, 3d, 4e, 5c