Breaking News: They Do NOT Teach Fifth-Graders About Gay Excrement Wiggling in New Hampshire

New Hampshire State Rep. Nancy Elliott last Tuesday:
I heard yesterday from a mother that in fifth grade in Nashua, they were given as part of their classroom instruction naked pictures of two men showing a presentation of anal sex. . . . They are showing our fifth-graders how they can actually perform this kind of sex. . . . [W]e're talking about taking the penis of one man and putting into the rectum of another man, and wiggling it around in excrement. . . . I see it as a real affront to our citizens that their children are subjected to this. And so I think that it is important that we revisit what we did. We made a mistake. We should repeal [gay marriage].
Today:
I am compelled by the fact that the statement cannot be verified that I withdraw the statement I made in committee last Tuesday regarding the Nashua schools. I was told shortly before the hearing on HB 1590 that what I later said had happened and I firmly believed it to be so. It is for that reason and because of its relevance that I brought it up to the committee. I would have never said anything in the performance of my duties as a state representative that I did not believe was true or relevant. . . . I am withdrawing what I said regarding the Nashua schools. I would like to apologize to Judiciary Committee, the Nashua public schools and its employees and the speaker as well as anyone else affected by what I said. I will try much harder in the future to verify fully my statement.
Maybe email Nancy and suggest another line of work. nancy_elliott@elliott-controls.com