Friday, February 5, 2010

Sarah Palin Wants Smaller Government That Somehow Senses When She's Made Improvements to Her Property

Two full-sized, two-story log homes -- one complete with workshop and sauna -- have been built on property partially owned by Sarah Palin. Somehow, though, the Alaska government didn't notice, and she apparently didn't tell them. But last Thursday they did an aerial survey, noticed the new buildings, and now they want back taxes from her for a higher property assessment.

Naturally, Sarah's all, "Hey, I'm an American, and Americans don't have to tell Big Brother Government what they're doing on their own land," but the Alaska government's all, "Well, of course you do, you idiot. You're required by, like, law."

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