Isis King? Isis Tsunami was our favorite contestant on America's Next Top Model, and now it turns out her real name is Isis King? What else about her isn't real?
Actually, her real name is Myrtle Kreplach. She thought "Isis King" sounded classier, till she heard about a tsunami and ratcheted it up another notch, and then back down again when she found out that a tsunami isn't a tiramisu made with salami (look at the poor thing, you can't blame her for fantasizing about food).
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Self-Portrait in the window of F.W. Sweny & Co. Ltd, Dispensing Chemists, 1
Lincoln Place, Merrion Square, Bloomsday, June 16, 2018, Dublin My deepest
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Actually, her real name is Myrtle Kreplach. She thought "Isis King" sounded classier, till she heard about a tsunami and ratcheted it up another notch, and then back down again when she found out that a tsunami isn't a tiramisu made with salami (look at the poor thing, you can't blame her for fantasizing about food).
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