It doesn't pay to oversell yourself. From practically the minute it opened, Quantum of Solace has been bragging: "THE BIGGEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!" commercials blared.
Eight days later, it's downhill. No longer the biggest movie. Not the best reviewed. Can't wait to see the new ads. "THE SECOND OR THIRD BIGGEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD! Left in the dust by the hot vampire flick but kind of tied with that animated dog thing."
Meanwhile, if you want to see more of Daniel Craig, click here. Personally, I don't recommend it. You half expect his dick to rouse itself from its slumber and sing "The sun'll come out tomorrow."
Why I Should Not Multitask
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The other day, I was minding my business. Solstice was approaching, and I
wanted to make a meme to celebrate. I typed “Happy Solstice.” A picture was
chose...
15 hours ago
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If I was lucky enough to be present to his dick rousing itself from slumber, I'D being singing.
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