Concession #1: He'll stop hitting on Nancy Pelosi.
I keep hearing about all these chili cookoffs, bakeoffs, etc., where anybody can enter and the paying public judges which is best. Frankly, I think it's disgusting: I mean, who knows what kind of people made this stuff. Now they think I'm gonna eat some stranger's fondue? They think I'll just blindly stick my baguette in some anonymous dude's melty cheese? There's a reason I've been celibate for nearly five weeks.
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