Why TV Is Better Than Sex

According to a recent study, half the men in England would give up sex in exchange for a big-screen TV. Count me in with that group! Here are ten reasons why TV is better than sex.

10. On Amazing Race everyone applauds when you finish first.

9. Nobody thinks you're selfish when you ignore most of Grey's Anatomy.

8. The choices on TV include Small Wonder and Medium. In real life it's all Extra Large, Extra Large, Extra Large.

7. When you're watching TV, you only have to worry about the cable going down.

6. On Lost the castaways stand a good chance of getting off.

5. You don't have to beg your partner to let your friends come over and watch.

4. When you feel like enjoying Two and a Half Men, you don't have to post an ad on Craig's List.

3. On Bewitched they had a back-up Dick in case the first one didn't work out.

2. When somebody gets nailed by inflexible Bones, you can think, "Buddy, better you than me!"

1. On Sesame Street nobody runs away screaming when you announce you're the King of P.