Collection Agency Uses Four-Letter Word

BUFFALO, NY -- A collection agency tried to collect a $16.96 debt with an letter that addressed its recipient with a four-letter word for excrement. "Dear S---," began the letter, seeking payment for an old record club membership. The word was spelled out in the letter, which arrived in an envelope addressed to "S--- Face."

I can't wait to see this on "Law and Order." Sam Waterston, looking all stern and businesslike in his dark blue suit, will be quizzing the plaintiff. "The outside of the envelope was marked 'To be opened by addressee only," he'll solemnly declare. "So either you are guilty of mail fraud, or you, my dear sir, are Shit Face!"

Collection Agency Uses Four-Letter Word