Introducing 1000 Fifth Avenue, the new address of pure, unbridled sophistication, home of the most sumptuous city living that New York has ever seen. Located across from the historic Dakota apartments, just 14 hedonistic abodes are available to a discriminating clientele in a breathtaking 19-story tower designed by renowned Italian architect Herman Armani. Featuring solid walnut floors, Carrera marble baths, and kitchen appliances from Sub Zero, Miele and Wolf.
Peruse the standard floor plan below, then contact your estate agent to experience the extravagant opulence necessary for your inner peace of mind.
4 comments:
At last, a residence with decent amenities! You have NO IDEA how hard it is to find a Maid's Crying Hutch anymore. Where do I sign up? And do they accept partially-used Starbuck's gift cards as down payments?
That cross dressing room seems a little small if you're working with, say, hoop skirts while perfecting your Scarlett O'Hara accent.
The walk in humidor is cool, though.
TOODLES
My wife had trouble waking from a dream involving elevators and clouds. I told her to head for Segway Parking, and she laughed herself awake.
> You have NO IDEA how hard it is to
> find a Maid's Crying Hutch anymore.
I've found that maids appreciate them almost as much as half an hour off every other Tuesday afternoon.
> The walk in humidor is cool, though.
I hear the architect wanted a room for Pipe Cleaner Storage but the name was just too long.
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