Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Mid-Week Musings

Wouldn't it be weird to get really sick in vast, open space, millions of miles from another living soul?

I'm not talking about that German astronaut: I started feeling a little queasy watching "The Hottie and the Nottie."



Playing in a thousand theaters, the Paris Hilton film grossed exactly $79,000 on opening day.

Is that crazy? Forget paying for rent or food -- that won't even cover her replacement chihuahuas.


Gary Coleman, the star of "Diff'rent Strokes," recently told "Inside Edition" that he was secretly married. Right after he told them that he was also secretly alive.


Scientists have come up with a drug that prevents muscle fatigue in mice. They say this is an amazing breakthrough that may eventually lead to the complete eradication of Rodent Ben Gay.


Rock band the Who are planning a new record and a reunion tour.

Now in their sixties, they had a big hit with a song called "Who Are You?" Which, coincidentally, is what they often ask each other while they're standing on stage.


The Latin pop sensation Shakira had a charity auction, and she sold one of her bras for $3,000.

Jeez. And I feel guilty when I ruin a kleenex.

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