Thank God the State Department kept Amy Winehouse out of the country. Now if I see somebody wandering around my neighborhood in a bra and black beehive I'll know it's just the guy next door.
LOS ANGELES -- Accepting the Grammy award for best rap album, Kanye West had just started talking about his late mother when background music began to usher him off the stage.
''It would be in good taste to stop the music,'' he said, and immediately they did.
Too bad he didn't try that during Kid Rock and Keely Smith's duet.
WASHINGTON -- President Bush broke his silence on the 2008 presidential race on Sunday, giving his endorsement to Senator John McCain of Arizona as a "true conservative."
And on an unrelated note, William Hung thinks Sanjaya has an amazing voice.
Subway needs to invent a sandwich that will make Jared lose annoying.
Did you hear about the PBS genealogy program that traces the roots of prominent African Americans? They researched Oprah's family tree, and when they told her about it she broke down in tears.
Turns out she and Gayle are first cousins.
Why I Should Not Multitask
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The other day, I was minding my business. Solstice was approaching, and I
wanted to make a meme to celebrate. I typed “Happy Solstice.” A picture was
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