Well, the other shoe has finally dropped. A friend who works on Broadway leaked this letter to me in advance of a press conference tonight.

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Dear Theatergoers:

The producers of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark regret to announce there's been another accident involved with the production. Fortunately, the injuries aren't life-threatening. We send our best wishes out to all injured parties.

We realize that, with four accidents in four weeks, it would be foolish and irresponsible to continue the way we're going. For that reason, we've decided to rename the show Spiderman: And Then There Were None! Can you guess who'll be next to plummet from the sky?

Ticket prices start at $85. Don't forget to bring an umbrella!

Signed,
The producers

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