A cheap businessman, instead of providing heat for his workers, has had them all hypnotized into thinking they're warm.

Martin Connellan, the owner of a shoe repair shop, keeps the doors and windows open to clear fumes, which drops the temperature below freezing. After a five-minute session with a hypnotist, though, now his employees are stripping down to their underwear.

Dear David Beckham:

You are getting very sleepy.