Is Sarah Palin A Dope Dealer?

Or does she just talk to them a lot?

Before Sarah Palin used the word "refudiate," the New York Times had it in a piece about dope dealers.

[R]efudiate was not Ms. Palin’s word first, even if she unpacked the portmanteau all by her lonesome. David Segal of The New York Times had it in print in late June, in an article about people who sell marijuana for a living. They are not easy to interview.

“Simple yes-or-no questions yield 10-minute soliloquies,” he wrote. “Words are coined on the spot, like ‘refudiate'. . . ."

Actually, this would explain a lot. We'd understand why she can't remember reading any books or newspapers. We'd no longer wonder why her kids have names like Trig and Blog and Whoopsie. We'd understand the goofy smile on her face. And, last, we'd know the reason she can see Russia from her house. Why, it's just to the left of the unicorn, past the angry leprechaun's dancing tree.