"I don’t think I have ever met a homosexual who didn’t inform me of his or her homosexuality within minutes of our introduction. " -- Pamela Grothaus, columnist for the Naples News

Dear Pam,

Let me get this straight. If they didn't tell you they were homosexual, then they weren't?

Curious,
RomanHans

P.S. You need to introduce yourself with the word "pretty," because otherwise nobody's gonna suspect.