The European Union is telling the Czech Republic to cease testing the homosexuality of gay asylum seekers by hooking them up to a penile tumescence monitor while they watch straight porn.

Call me crazy, but I have no problem with this. How else will you know if somebody is gay? I think they're going to a lot of extra work, though. I'd just ask, "Do you mind if a doctor slides a plastic ring onto your dick?" and anybody who says, "Are you kidding me?" is cool.